The Origin Of Sin

The origin of sin can be attributed to Josh Otene. Josh went back in time to assassinate God at the gardern of Eden. God manifested in human form, this is backed up in the Bible "Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day." Unfortunately for Josh, Pope Francis went back in time as well as a rip off of Terminator. The two had a fist fight, an eating contest and an arm wrestle. The fist fight, and eating contest resulted in a draw. However, the arm wrestle resulted in Josh being defeated. The Pope didn't want to be racist so he allowed Josh to live and returned him home. The Devil was punished as a consequence of being Josh's child, since Josh is a run away father there is no snakes in New Zealand. Adam and Eve learnt the ancient art of arm wrestling and thus all sin derives from this action.